I work as a substitute teacher, teaching all kinds of subjects and all kinds of grades. Today, I taught at an elementary school, and every now and then, the kids share a snack or two with me - perks of the job : ) Well today, I got treated to a couple of rainbow popsicles with some gloriously corny jokes typed on the sticks, and I just felt compelled to share the fun. Enjoy!
|What animal unlocked the farm gate? The Turkey|
|Why were the police suspicious of the blinds? They were shady|