I've seen this flick, and the only thing I really remember is that at the beginning a lightning bolt strikes Bruce Lee's grave, and some fake Bruce Lee looking dude pops out of it, and starts beating people up. I think I purposely blocked the rest of the story out of my mind.
Oh the trials and tribulations of being a two headed giant - having to choose between loving and killing. Alas, tough decisions have to be made, such is life.
We all knew it was just a matter of time before dolphins started assassinating our world leaders.
Uhh... what is that baby monster in the middle smoking?