Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Ridiculous Movie Posters

I've seen this flick, and the only thing I really remember is that at the beginning a lightning bolt strikes Bruce Lee's grave, and some fake Bruce Lee looking dude pops out of it, and starts beating people up.  I think I purposely blocked the rest of the story out of my mind.

Oh the trials and tribulations of being a two headed giant - having to choose between loving and killing.  Alas, tough decisions have to be made, such is life.

We all knew it was just a matter of time before dolphins started assassinating our world leaders.

Uhh... what is that baby monster in the middle smoking?

Lord have mercy.

15 comments:

  1. The dolphin defense budget is taking a hit in the debt ceiling debate. God help us all.

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  2. hahahah i definitely have to check out Day of the Dolphin in the near future

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  3. Haha these look so bad they have to be good. Or not. But I have to admit to being curious. And who puts money into these things thinking wow what an awesome idea.

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  4. These are awful. The two-headed giant. I bet the one who wants to kill wins more than the one who wants to love.

    Assassin dolphins? Reminds me of MT Anderson's book, Whales on Stilts. They were going to take over the world. On stilts!

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  5. Wow. Seriously bad posters. I'll bet the movies weren't any better.

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  6. These are good, the best are from the 50s, esp Ed Wood films. Ever see "Playgirls of Munich"? I guess "Barbarella" rates but "Man Bait" takes the cake, really hokey. Imagine their value!

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  7. Those are so funny! I can't believe anyone would want to see those movies after seeing the posters.

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  8. I assume these movies have a small cult following based in a secure unit somewhere. At least, I hope it's secure.

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  9. Ha ha, these awesome - especially the Bruce Lee one.

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  10. Wow! Unbelievable! Funny though.

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  11. Theresa, Whales on Stilts sounds super cool. I'll have to check that out.

    Cathy, I haven't seen the famously bad Ed Wood films, but been meaning to. Nor have I seen "Playgirls of Munich."

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  12. Great posters! I've never seen any of these flicks. Thanks for the follow. Back at ya!

    Joyce
    http://joycelansky.blogspot.com

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  13. Hey, As we can not say that the existing movie posters are ridiculous. They are average. And the contents and features of this movie posters are really looking entertaining. Thanks for sharing some fabulous collection of those in this post.

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  14. "Unwittingly he trained a dolphin to kill the President of the United States"

    But the dolphin was just a patsy. It was snapper hired by the mafia who was the real shooter.

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