Friday, June 24, 2011

If I were...

If I were a word I would be “absurd.”
If I were a book I would be written sdrawkcab.
If I were a tree I would grow twinkies.
If I were a koala bear I would wear a three piece suit.
If I were a dwarf I would carry a sixteen foot jousting lance.
If I were a ghost I would be friendly.
If I were a snowman I would be abominable.
If I were a toy I would be a puppet without strings.
If I were a gun I would shoot flowers.
If I were a game I would be a jigsaw puzzle with missing pieces.


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  2. if I were smart, I'd say something profound. really enjoyed this piece